Reality can destroy the dream; why shouldn't the dream destroy reality? - George Moore

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

(via okay)



heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

(via rachkin)



disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

(via okay)



starsofthefallen:

clarknokent:

h0odrich:

i wish my bank account looked like my follower count 

more like my post count.

definitely my post count

(via moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur)



methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

(via jurnbo)





softna:

i need a two hour long hug

(via hotboyproblems)



alliartist:

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes
that’s like 93,889 too many
what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.


Rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty’s don’t kill people. People kill people.

alliartist:

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes

that’s like 93,889 too many

what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:

"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

Rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty’s don’t kill people. People kill people.

(via craycraybananabeards)



  • Media teacher: Part of why media is so constant is that it's so temporary. You can get emotional watching your favorite TV show, but after it's over, you forget about it and move on with your life. You might be upset if a character dies, but you wouldn't lock yourself in your room with a pint of ice cream and cry about it.
  • Class: -laughs-
  • Me: -sweats-


salparadisewasright:

tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten:

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

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(via vigilan-tea)



croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

(via i-just-wanna-laugh-bro)



quadrants:

eridantier:

this ad scares me

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“If not, you soon will be.”

(via thedailylaughs)



sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right

(via imtouchingyourbutt)



fall-out-troye:

ten-and-donna:

sydriansdragon:

Today I found this website where you can type in a TV Show and the website tells you how long it would take you to watch the show without breaks.

So first I tried Game of Thrones:

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That’s long…

Then I typed in Doctor Who (started at the 9th Doctor):

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That’s longer!

And Supernatural:

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That’s a lot of time!

Well and then I tried Sherlock…

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Try Classic Who on for size.

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Pokemon



weenerd:

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

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So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)