Reality can destroy the dream; why shouldn't the dream destroy reality? - George Moore

kanyeuuest:

when you are drunk but you gotta help your friend throw up

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caswouldratherbehere:

Something tells me he’s not making that up.

(via misha-will-be-the-death-of-me)



eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

(via dutchster)



huntingforsanity:

My time has come

huntingforsanity:

My time has come

(via dutchster)



polople:

svveedlemonade:

get your shit together talisha

polople:

svveedlemonade:

get your shit together talisha

(via haha-l-m-a-o)



intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

(via cumfort)



nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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oldmanspooky:

timelordshavetwohearts:

leupagus:

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS

"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*

(via a-creepy-man-in-a-trenchcoat)





thearcflash:

caseyanthonyofficial:

If the US wins the world cup yall have to start calling it soccer

If the US wins the World Cup it means every other team dropped out

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world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

(via sextnoise)



working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

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kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

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